About - TheEarliestOpportunity.com
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Welcome to, well, this place. (We don't actually have a business name, to speak of... Chuck does, and business transactions are taking place in the name of his business, which is called Xynyx... but Chuck and Bob have not yet formalized their business format in any legal sense. Yes, yes, we have a working agreement, a vague, unwritten business plan, etc., the usual for a two-person start-up with the motivation to sell products, but nothi...)
Well... OK, then... shall we start again?
Welcome to GooFY Cards* at TheEarliestOpportunity.com! We have been providing products to individuals, non-profit organizations, and businesses in Boulder, Colorado for over a year. Chuck actually managed to place some of the magnets at a few local businesses... and as far as he knows, they're still there! (Yeah... I know... that's nothing to be proud of.)
Count on GooFY Cards* when one of the products we sell is what you want. Because, regardless of whether they're still available at a local retailer, we still have them!
*That's really probably not going to be what we call ourselves... that was supposed to be a product family name... I hope we come up with something better than that... even though you may laugh when you find out how we came up with that name...
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Just who are these people?
Chuck - the Idea Guy
Bob - the Artist
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Why are we doing this?
Chuck and Bob are, of course, hoping to make money through the sale of these products, but they also feel compelled to try to help promote progressive movements and organizations with a portion of their profits. Some percentage of the profits from the sale, whether retail or wholesale, of some of the products featured on this site (yes, yes, there's all of two products on the site so far...) will be donated to various organizations, of our choosing, with missions that are aligned with the messages communicated by the products.
We're not sure how any organization's mission might align with the message communicated by the Pretzel Incident card..., so, for now, we're thinking of just keeping that money.
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Please buy something! If you don't want to pay the extra cost of shipping and handling, but you think you know of a business or organization that might be willing to sell any of our products (thereby enabling you to buy the product(s) from them without shipping and handling charges... though possibly with sales tax added... but hopefully they would give you a good deal for directing them to this opportunity...) please direct said business or organization to our site! We do (hope to) sell our products wholesale as well.
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