TheEarliestOpportunity.com

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Take your time choosing from our incredible selection of 2, count 'em, two products (plus the vintage product that Chuck finally realized he should be trying to unload here as well...). Browse our online... "catalog", then e-mail us your order/inquiry.

(If we get our shit together before we receive the first order in this manner, we may actually be able to assign something like a sales order number to your order. Imagine that... sounds all professional and what-not...)

We'll confirm receipt of your e-mail, check our inventory, and get back to you with a projected lead-time and total cost, including shipping & handling. Once the products are in stock, and we have received and confirmed your payment (sorry, until we get off the ground, we need to operate on a cash basis), we will ship the products you ordered.

Our products:

• GooFY Cards Greeting Cards

• Car/Refrigerator Magnets

The Pretzel Incident
GooFY Cards Greeting Cards
Freedom Magnet
Car/Refrigerator Magnet

Vintage products:

• Resist Jesus Nazis Bumper Stickers

Payment Options

We are not presently set up for e-commerce, so there is nothing like a shopping cart system on this site. (That's what you do when you find that people actually want to buy your products. Take the card for example... lots of people think they're hilarious... and a few have actually bought some... but we're not even close to breaking even yet.)

We can accept checks, money orders, or payment via PayPal, with the latter remaining an option until we are told it's not permitted for at least one of our products. We haven't figured out how to handle any sort of invoicing through PayPal... can you tell we're total noobs at this?
 

For ordering information, please contact us.

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